everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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