so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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