I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
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whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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