I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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