oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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