OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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