The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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