wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
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