She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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