Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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