dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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