She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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