Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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