Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
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