How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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