in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
Randomize
