so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
the raccoons are back...
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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