2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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