I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
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