just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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