i will never coherently bang her
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
Randomize
