I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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