every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
wow bdsm is so cute
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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