you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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