Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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