she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
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