Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
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