is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
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