But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
That reminds me...we need to get swords
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
Randomize
