it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
Randomize