do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
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