I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
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