Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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