I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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