She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
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