She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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