By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
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