Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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