I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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