the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
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