brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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