Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
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