All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
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