I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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