Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
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