I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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