I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
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