All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
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