But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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