Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
Randomize
