Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
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