it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
you never un-have a 4some
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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